he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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