Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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