I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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