dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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