You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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