How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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