new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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