With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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