the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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