I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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