Buhtt sex?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just googled if crying burns calories
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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