I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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