You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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