Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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