I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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