Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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