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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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