these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
COCAINE IS GR8
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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