my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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