i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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