I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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