ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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