Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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