grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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