What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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