how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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