Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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