I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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