I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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