Ambien. No doubt about it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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