Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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