So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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