He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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