people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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