I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Shame is for Republicans.
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