I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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