your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I have demons in me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just pee around me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
