it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I could fuck to npr.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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