Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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