We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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