OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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