It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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