O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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