Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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