I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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