I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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