Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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