My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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