I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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