Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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