Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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