But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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