doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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