I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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