I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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